WTF are you even talking about?"" That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard""You're wrong, but I'll let you figure it out yourself."" I love it when you take credit for my ideas."" Did you even read my f*cking email?"" Your idea is terrible, but I'll pretend to consider it."" Do you even have any idea what you are doing?"" And just how the f*ck do you expect me to do that?"" I can't believe how clueless you are about what actually happens here." It will be a great stress reliever at work when you are fuming about something but don't know how to really handle it. Maybe even use it as "code" with your coworker friends, so that when someone says "I value your input, but I have some concerns." you all know that is code for "That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard". And see who can keep a straight face in the meeting.: )Please note: this book is for entertainment purposes only. No certified HR professional was involved in the creation of this humor book. Use it at your own discretion.