The Sap Cap is supposedly named for the heavy, lead-like weight contained within, making it the perfect on-the-go weapon for the busy sociopath. We suspect, though, that it is in fact named for the customer himself, a sap who thinks that putting a heavy weight on his head is somehow more convenient than the time honored improv-weapon: a few pool balls in a sock.
The Velcro-adjustable cap is filled with a material “110% the density of lead” and is hefted by its peak. If you ever wondered why the violent rednecks who swing by in their pickups and start shouting insults (“Hey, hippy! Why don’t you get a haircut, hippy!”) have such thick necks, now you know. We even have a slogan the company could use. “Sap Caps — weighing down your head so your brain doesn’t have to.” $30, sucker.
Product page [BudK via Geekologie]
