The Splitting Bamboo on the Unstable Twin Futon
The Suspended Congress Among the Intertwined Power Cords
The Crouching Tiger Under the Five-Foot Showerhead
The Standing Wheelbarrow Atop the Swivel Chair That’s Used at the Dining Table
The Dust Bunny Next to the Milk Crates Under the Bed
The Fluttering Pigeon on the Fire Escape
The Tetris Shuffle in the Postage-Stamp-Sized Closet
The John-and-Yoko Clinch on the Narrow Couch While Watching “The Americans” on Your Friend’s Parents’ Amazon Prime
The Reclining Lotus on the Seventy-Eight Shopping Bags Below the Kitchen Sink
The Laptop Frottage Across the Coffee Table
The Bridge and Tunnel to the Outer-Borough Storage Unit
The Lascivious Lingonberry in the IKEA Shopping Cart
The Seductive Ghost of Going to Starbucks for Half an Hour and Giving Each Other a Little Goddam Space
